a celebration of Non Sequiturism and iconoclastology since 1985
Sometime between the Church of the SubGenius and the Church of the Flying Spahgehtti Monster there was the far less well-known Secret Cult of the Unholy Moose of Armageddon. Being "secret" simply means we must use the .org designation like other cults and non-profit groups. Plus, "cuma" sounds rude.
the fig soup sofa
I've got a fig in my pocket and I don't know what to do
I've got a fig in my pocket
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Scumarian ritual in progress circa 1985 read more >